Bracelets

Evidently, kids today have a new game called Snaps that involves those colored rubber band bracelets you see everyone wearing. Well people of my generation (and older generations too, I'm sure) have no idea what's going on. My intent here, therefore, is to enlighten any who finds themself curious. Or just people reading my blog. (Yes, Andrew, I also find that word deplorable.)

The idea for this began out of curiosity, as many good ideas do. I enlisted the aid of my top "brain trust" research team (K--) who found multiple interpretations via the glorious Al Gore-invented Internet. It's a bit vulgar for the weak hearted, just as a simple disclaimer. The game works like this: if you snap a bracelet off my wrist, I have to perform the action that that bracelet color represents. Here's what Kel...er...my highly qualified group of geniuses discovered:

Red: lap dance
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug
Green: cunnilingus
Blue: blow job
Purple: anal sex
Pink: flashing
Brown: anilingus
Black: intercourse
White: flash your breasts
Gold glitter: make out
Silver: fisting
Glow in the dark: using sex toys
Clear: whatever you want

Or...

Red: lap dance
Orange: hand job
Yellow: hug
Yellow sparkles: hug and kiss
Green: kiss
Blue: blow job
Purple: finger
Pink: make out
Black: intercourse
White: flash your breasts
Gold sparkles: cunnilingus
Glow in the dark: sex toys
Clear: what ever the snapper wants

Or...

Red: lap dance
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug
Green: cunnilingus
Blue: blow job
Purple: anal sex
Pink: flash your breasts
Hot Pink: make out
Clear Pink: girl's choice
Brown: anilingus
Black: intercourse
Black and Red: dual oral intercourse (69)
White: flash your breasts
Glittery gold: make out
Silver: fisting
Glow in the dark: intercourse
Clear: snapper's choice

There are a few discrepancies in interpretations, so I suppose you can just take your pick as to what you want to believe. Or you can wear the bracelets because it is fun and have no intention at all of performing any such actions. This is what I do and it works just fine for me.