I'm Having a Baby!

I found this website that conducts pregnancy tests using remote sensor technology rather than pee-on-stick tests and boasts a 99.9% accuracy rate. So, of course, I took the pregnancy test.

It came back positive.

Here's a copy of the birth cirtificate. Part of this really cool test is that it can instantly tell you who the father is, too. Which is nice because I sleep around A LOT.



If you would like to check the status of your womb, click here.