* When you're married, it's all right not to care what you look like any more.
* Here's how to make things work for yourself: Learn to beg for forgiveness afterward rather than asking for permission beforehand.
* No more blow jobs. Ever.
* After the honeymoon period is when the broom comes out. She'll turn into a witch before you know it.
* He'll stop listening. He's just still trying to impress you.
* You're both going to want to control the others spending habits. You can't have joint accounts. It's a bad idea.
* The sex will slow to a trickle. And good sex will basically stop.
* The romance will end.
* He'll stop holding the door for you.
* Marriage changes the ways you interact with each others' families.
* He's going to feel held back.
* She's not going to let him get away with stuff any more.
* He'll feel comfortable looking at other women again because it's safe for him to check girls out now that everyone knows he's tied down.
Ahhh...If only they knew...
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