Saturday, July 22, 2006

Amazing Weight Loss Plan!

If you've been searching for that ideal weight loss plan, search no more!

I CAN SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS FOR FREE!!!

Would you like to...
Drop weight quickly?
Drop weight easily?
And do this all while sleeping more and exercising less?

Here's the solution, guaranteed to make you lose at least five pounds! I lost seven pounds! In just one week!

Be like me! Lose seven pounds by sleeping more and exercising less! Get the stomach flu!

That's right, ladies and germs, with the stomach flu, you won't want to eat anything more than organic vegetable broth for days on end and you won't have the energy to get yourself off the couch. With the stomach flu, everything you consume - even calorie-laden water - will pass right through your system so you don't absorb pesky fat grams!

On the stomach flu system you'll flush everything from your digestive track by simply peeing it out of your butt! And once the nausea, abdominal craping and vomiting are gone you'll be amazed at your lighter self!

Call now for a free viral exposure!

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