Coolest Student Question Ever

The other day in my newspaper class, I was explaining the requirements for their feature articles when M raises his hand. I call on M.

M: I just have a question to make sure I like understand.

Me: OK.

M: So, should we, like, when we write this, should we be using, like, sentences for this? [BTW: He's serious.]

Me: Yes, when you write your feature article, you should definitely use sentences.

Evidently, that wasn't what he meant, but he only realized that after his buddy made a sarcastic remark about what else he might use to write his article. M tried to explain/redeem himself, but gave up the effort before the rest of the class (myself included) believed him that he actually meant to pose a different question.

I love this company:

Newman's Own

I've tried more and more of Newman's Own products lately - from the salad dressings to the salsa and tonight I'm trying the wine. So far, I've found that not only is everything delicious, but everything is of tremendous quality. Plus, this company donates proceeds to charities; they've evidently given $200 million over the last twenty years. If you haven't tried any of their stuff, you should.